Urban Life Jacket

The Urban Life Jacket:

This jacket will recover your feelings in times of an emotional emergency.

In the likely event of an emotional breakdown, please refer to the emergency manual for the following scenarios:

1. For when the world is bringing you down, pump yourself back up again and feel immediately uplifted - Feeling uplifted.

2. When the snug feeling of joy eludes you, satisfy yourself with a warm barley pillow (after being placed in the microwave for 30 seconds - Having a warm glow in your stomach.

3. Wearing your heart on your sleeve.

4. Removing the weight from your shoulders.